Aug 30, 2019 Friends With Benefits Script Pdf. 8/30/2019 Friends with Benefits movie quotes tries hard to be an anti-romantic comedy, but it goes from poking fun at cliched romantic comedies to becoming one itself! Although the movie does offer some genuinely funny moments, in the end it. This channel was generated automatically by YouTube's video discovery system.
Okay. Let's see where we are.
We could move this, get
rid of that, kill that.
That kind of freaks me out. Don't need her.
We can get rid of that.
That's done.
Okay, we couldstart with this.
I know it's a hard-hitting piece,
but come on, you guys, it's the Internet.
We need traffic, traffic, traffic.
What do you got?
- How about this?
- It's perfect.
Now, doesn't she look smart and
knowledgeable aboutimmigration reform?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. She does, right?
I'm fucking with you people.
This isn't a porn site.
What are we, nerds trying
to look at boobies?
Come on, Keep looking.
Shit! Hello?
Hey! Baby, where are you?
Are you still at work?
No! Not even close.
Just so you know,
the moviestarts in 10 minutes.
- I know! Give me your pants.
- What?
- I'll buy you lunch tomorrow. Come on.
- No.
I'm your boss. Give me your pants.
Please try not to be late.
I really hate missing the beginning.
I know. I know.
Give me your pants. I'm coming, baby.
I'm almost there!
- How far away?
- I think I see you!
- Where are you? I'm here.
- So am I.
So many people. What are you wearing?
I'm wearing the only clothes
outside the theater,
because I'm the only person
outside the theater!
I love that outfit.
You look so sexy in that.
You know that I love this movie.
If a prostitute and a ruthless businessman
can fall in love,
then anyone can.
I know this means a lot to you,
which means it means a lot to me.
Well, apparently it doesn't.
I'm looking at you right now.
I can see you!
Jamie!
Hey!
- Hey.
- You made it.
- Yeah. Hey.
- Hi.
- Sorry I'm late.
- It's okay. I got us sandwiches.
I got you turkey, no cheese,
gluten-free bread.
You sure this was prepared
in a nut-free facility?
Yes, I'm full aware of our allergies.
Y.
Hey, I'm here! I'm here. I'm really sorry.
We missed Your Body Is a Wonderland.
Okay. Only one song.
That's not so bad, right?
It was fucking Your Body ls a Wonderland!
Well, the good news is,
he has so many good ones.
Here's an idea:
next time, instead
of being late, just shit on my face.
'Cause that's kind of the same thing
as missing Your Body ls a Wonderland.
Okay, come on. We reallygotta go in.
Julia Roberts is about to put on
her really tall boots.
We need to talk.
I think we should take a break.
I just feel like
we shouldchill for a while, you know?
- You're doing this?
- You're breaking up with me?
You said I was your soul mate.
I did? When?
When we were at that bed and breakfast
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having sex.
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- But, you know, that doesn't...
- That doesn't what?
- Count.
- I was tied up at work. I'm sorry.
Maybe you should care
a little bit less about work
and a little more
about the girl that you're dating.
'Cause last time I checked,
work doesn't reassure you
that liking a finger up your ass
doesn't make you gay.
I never said 'go up.' Okay?
I just said lightly around...
It's like a little button.
You know what? Not your issue any more.
Is this why you were late?
You were worried
about how to break up with me?
Oh, no, no.
I was trying to decide what to wear.
- So, you went with sneakers and a hoodie.
- Yeah.
What, are you gonna
take the SATs after this?
Don't lash out, okay?
- You're better than that.
- I'm really not.
I just think
we're heading in different directions.
Yeah, you to the John Mayer concert
and me not.
Thank you for doing this
before the concert, by the way.
Best breakup ever.
He is the Sheryl Crow of our generation!
Let me just ask you a quick question.
And just know that I am not at all
crushed by this breakup.